A View Of Prison - Not For Fair Of Face Or Vertically Challenged

Remember Debra Lafave? She was the sex offender who was declared "too pretty" for prison by a judge after she molested one of her former middle school students. She was originally sentenced to probation and counseling. The case was eventually dropped by Florida prosecutors, but not before she tried to go back to the boy for seconds. To her credit, she did apologize to the boy and his family and, after declaring herself a "strong Christian woman," faded back into oblivion.

Bet you never thought a judge would say anything quite that stupid again. Think again.

A man in Nebraska who was found guity of molesting a child has been sentenced to 10 years probation by a judge who was concerned that he was "too small" to survive in prison. He was also ordered to stay away from children and to get rid of all his pornography. Here's the quote of the day:

"You are a sex offender, and you did it to a child. But, that does not make you a hunter. You do not fit in that category."

What the hell????? More to come later.

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