A View Of A Memo From The Candyman
We now know what really makes him crispy....
I've been asked to post the following memo.
June 29, 2006
To: Management, M&M Mars Candy Production Facility, Chicago, Illinois
From: The Candyman
The lyric was, "Who can take a sunrise/Sprinkle it with dew," not "doo." The mistake you've made, while understandable linguistically, is unspeakably gross. Please make the appropriate adjustments in the preparation of your confections immediately.
Thank you.
From: The Candyman
The lyric was, "Who can take a sunrise/Sprinkle it with dew," not "doo." The mistake you've made, while understandable linguistically, is unspeakably gross. Please make the appropriate adjustments in the preparation of your confections immediately.
Thank you.
More to come, after I make the switch to Hershey.
posted by TEM at 9:59 AM
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