Monday, July 03, 2006

A View Of A Memo From The Candyman

We now know what really makes him crispy....

I've been asked to post the following memo.
June 29, 2006
To: Management, M&M Mars Candy Production Facility, Chicago, Illinois
From: The Candyman

The
lyric was, "Who can take a sunrise/Sprinkle it with dew," not "doo." The mistake you've made, while understandable linguistically, is unspeakably gross. Please make the appropriate adjustments in the preparation of your confections immediately.

Thank you.
More to come, after I make the switch to Hershey.

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