Tuesday, May 16, 2006

A View Of Where Baby Daddies Come From

Don't learn about baby mamas and baby daddies from him. Go to a reliable source.


I think you readers are ready to learn the etymological facts of life. Here's a story that will tell you all you need to know about where baby mamas, baby daddies, and baby bumps come from.

After you read it, your vocabulary will be all grown up, you'll know where to find "Jesus is my baby-daddy" t-shirts, and you'll be able to relate to Queen Pen when she, as she laments about her failed relationship, sings, "I shouldn't a fucked him."

Handle this information with care. With knowledge comes responsibility. And if you have to be a baby mama, don't be a dumb one.

More to come later.

2 Comments:

Blogger Tafari said...

If Spears was Black & in the hood, that baby would have been gone before she could blink her eyes.

I don’t see why people make fun or light of this. The girl obviously has some issues & overall, just look at who her baby daddy is.

3:24 AM  
Blogger TEM said...

Exactly, but what do you have against the Fedster? Mr. Popozao (is that how you spell it?) is a comedic genius. It's too bad that he's become the Johnny Appleseed of the c-list celebrity crew.

10:35 AM  

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